My experience of Escort Quests-A rant playing the game

I have pent-up a bit of rage towards escort quests. I hate them. I despise escort quests with a hatred that could make Deathwing whimper in fear.

For those of you, who have never taken an escort quest, allow me to illustrate in detail. Somewhere, in the zone, you were asked to find this outpost of hatchet-wielding beaver-people and wipe out a certain number to collect their shiny front-teeth for the quest-giver's fetish. These enemies are so very annoying, they will aggro from the other side of the area if you so much as belch.

A hundred dead enemies, 2 wow gold, and five green drops you can't use later, you spot on your mini-map the ever familiar yellow exclamation point we all know, love, and often despise. So having to fight even further into the thick of enemy territory, you find a caged Night Elf in her skivvies.

Now, your first thoughts turn to the stashed 5GB of naked Night Elf pictures on your hard-drive at this, but you soon calm down your libido and examine what this quest has to offer.